01 If you want to earn money during your music career – get a day job.

02 If your songs are not connecting with people – dedicate all your free time to writing new ones.

03 If nobody is coming to your shows – do number 02 then dedicate all your free time to practicing with your band.

04 If nobody is buying your MP3 Downloads - don’t bother giving them away because they still won’t download them, instead concentrate on numbers 02 and 03.

05 If you worry that you look fat and old in your promo photo – lose some weight and invest in photoshop.

06 If you cant get the sound you want out of the amp you have – practice a shit ton more until it does sound good – then get a new amp.

07 If still no one is coming to your shows – maybe your drummer sucks.

08 If your band is not the first thing that comes up when you google your band name – change your fucking name.

09 If you already have your dream guitar and amp set up before your first show – sorry Rock and Roll is not for you. If you have to ask why – it’s definitely not for you.

10 If you think that anyone cares what your music means to you, they don’t – they only care what your music means to them.